Awkward conversation du jour

[Scene: Mariam at a swanky RNC party Sunday night speaking with a middle-aged doctor-turned-entrepreneur]

Dr. Businessman: Your dad works at the Mayo Clinic? I did my residency there. Your dad always worked with one of my professors. God, did I have the hots for Dr. XXXX. Man, was she hot!

Mariam: Uh, yeah. That's my mom.